Name: Cletus Boehner

Location: Nostril Rape, WY

Date Baldwinized: 02/20/2008

Testimonial:
Minimum security prison wasn't as easy as the name implies. Rough dudes in there. When I got paroled I decided I needed a fresh start. I met Dr. Boddicker at the Adult Video Awards convention where we were both competing to get an autographed copy of "Fisticuffs" and he told me "my friend, that face could knock a buzzard off the shit wagon". Now, the ladies of the neighborhood will be pleasantly surprised to see my new handsome face in their bedroom windows between the hours of 10PM and 1AM. Thank you, Baldwinization Centers of America!

Name: Crandall Beecher

Location: Fluffy, OR

Date Baldwinized: 12/23/2007

Testimonial:
I was on a downward spiral of huffing starter fluid and soliciting underage girls online when I took a good, long look at myself in the mirror and I said "there's got to be a better way". After reading about the Baldwinization procedure in a medical journal, I knew it was for me. Now, I'm dashing, I'm sexy, and no age of consent in the world can hold me back!

Name: Wendell Grundlemeir

Location: Pleasure, WY

Date Baldwinized: 03/03/2007

Testimonial:
I met Dr. Boddicker in a business seminar where I was trying to learn how to find venture capital for my all natural wood-carved holistic whistle company. After he berated me for several hours on my personal appearance, he convinced me that a better Baldwin-me could be achieved in a short time. I'm happier than I've ever been! Thanks Dr. B!

Name: Caesar Escobar

Location: Grievous, CO

Date Baldwinized: 03/02/2007

Testimonial:
I've been shot in the face several times, and each time I have my private surgeons rebuild me it always leaves me disappointed. In Dr. Boddicker I have a new face, and a new outlook on life. My Daniel Baldwin good looks not only helped me beat a recent prison sentence but I am beginning an exciting new career as an international underwear model.