Location: Nostril Rape, WY
Date Baldwinized: 02/20/2008
Minimum security prison wasn't as easy as the name implies. Rough dudes in there. When I got paroled I decided I needed a fresh start. I met Dr. Boddicker at the Adult Video Awards convention where we were both competing to get an autographed copy of "Fisticuffs" and he told me "my friend, that face could knock a buzzard off the shit wagon". Now, the ladies of the neighborhood will be pleasantly surprised to see my new handsome face in their bedroom windows between the hours of 10PM and 1AM. Thank you, Baldwinization Centers of America!