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Welcome! I'm Dr. Clive Boddicker and I am the founder and chief surgeon of the Baldwinization™ Centers of America. Baldwinization™ is the surgical procedure pioneered by myself which results in the patient's perfect resemblance of the Baldwin brother of their choice. People sometimes ask me, "Clive, why have you made it your life's work to make ordinary, hard working people look like one of the Baldwin brothers?" My answer is always the same. "Because I care for and love all humanity and believe that the key to true happiness lies in the supple, sultry lips and the seductive eyes of America's First Family of Acting™".

Whether you want to look like Alec in "Hunt For Red October" or Daniel golf-clubbing the crap out of someone's skull in "King of the Ants", we can do it!  Why spend another day as an ordinary, average nobody when the key to the glamour and beauty of the Baldwin Brothers is within your grasp?

Feel free to browse this site, visit our Before & After section, and visit the FAQ page for a quick answer to your questions about this procedure. You'll find our service is industry leading, our prices reasonable and affordable, and our results beyond the wildest expectations of our clients.


1. Dying Is a Very Dull, Dreary Affair
It began like any other day.  By this, I mean that I had no idea how it would begin and I was frightened to the point of paralysis as consciousness slowly dawned upon me.   An incredibl...
2. De-Personalization
Eldon Nugent opened his eyes. It was bright out.  Early morning judging from the rays of light intruding through the window.  Nine-thirty, maybe ten in the morning.  Late for some,...
3. A More Handsome Face For a More Perfect Union
The following text is the transcript of Dr. Clive Boddicker’s speech given before reporters at McWiffle’s Irish Pub ’N’ Grille in downtown Colorado Springs.  Dr. Boddicker...
4. Green
Friends, Americans, Countrymen.  Lend me your ears.  Then lend me a couple of bucks for the vending machine.  I've got me a wicked case of the munchies.  I'll also need some cash f...
5. SWM Presidential Candidate, Seeks Running Mate, Intimate Encounters, Nudity Required
Hello.  I'm Dr. Clive Boddicker.  I'm the creator, Chief Surgeon, and pulsatingly handsome recipient of the Baldwinization procedure.  In addition to being scandalously wealthy, mind bl...
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2/24/2008
Hey, It's Your Funeral

2/24/2008
Profane Poet

2/21/2008
Cooling towers called a must at Oyster Creek

2/21/2008
Actor, anti-nuclear activist Alec Baldwin helps draw 300 to forum on health issues

2/21/2008
Alec Baldwin visits Greenfield

2/17/2008
Baldwin's battle over politics

1/24/2008
Watch out! Baldwin brothers are taking over TV

12/13/2007
Catching Up With the Cast of 30 Rock

12/12/2007
Rudy lands on Time's Most Awkward Moments list

12/11/2007
Baldwin, Busch set for Bay Street

12/11/2007
Warrant after Baldwin court no show

10/30/2007
WILLIAM BALDWIN CHARITY AUCTION

10/27/2007
Alec Baldwin Takes on a "Doped Up" Carrie Fisher

Before After
Name: Dash McBuffington
Location: Cottonmouth, NY


 
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