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Welcome! I'm Dr. Clive Boddicker and I am the founder and chief surgeon of the Baldwinization™ Centers of America. Baldwinization™ is the surgical procedure pioneered by myself which results in the patient's perfect resemblance of the Baldwin brother of their choice. People sometimes ask me, "Clive, why have you made it your life's work to make ordinary, hard working people look like one of the Baldwin brothers?" My answer is always the same. "Because I care for and love all humanity and believe that the key to true happiness lies in the supple, sultry lips and the seductive eyes of America's First Family of Acting™".
Whether you want to look like Alec in "Hunt For Red October" or Daniel golf-clubbing the crap out of someone's skull in "King of the Ants", we can do it! Why spend another day as an ordinary, average nobody when the key to the glamour and beauty of the Baldwin Brothers is within your grasp?
Feel free to browse this site, visit our Before & After section, and visit the FAQ page for a quick answer to your questions about this procedure. You'll find our service is industry leading, our prices reasonable and affordable, and our results beyond the wildest expectations of our clients.
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| Baldwinstein Vs. the Wolf Man :: 10/31/2009 Still, so still the hearts of the dead.  |
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| The BeStephened :: 07/23/2009 Parking in front of 1634 Racine in the Springs is for shit, so I park at a public lot two blocks away. I see some teenagers hanging out near the bus stop, and a nice deep puddle of half-coagulated slush-s...
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| Sweet Evangeline :: 05/11/2009 I was sitting out on the balcony, watching puffs of smoke dance between me and a moon half gone from full. It was cold, sometime in mid-March. They call... |
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| The Big Lonely :: 03/31/2009 I sat at the kitchen counter, counting the puffs I was able to get out of each cigarette. In the moonlight the smoke curled and swirled a metal-blue, and I wondered why it tended to stain everything death yellow. A few more puffs and I had finis... |
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| Wandering the Western Dream :: 03/09/2009 At first, I didn’t know how to answer the State Trooper’s question. I pondered it, tilted my head, and tried to avoid puking from the rancid smell of chili dogs and salsa breath wafting from him. I could still see the remnants of his... |
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Alec Baldwin Finally Admits His Alien Plan For World Domination
We knew it: Alec Baldwin is an evil alien. All of a sudden, his preternatural comic timing makes total sense. Check out the best ad of the Superbowl.Alec Baldwin vs. Tina Fey: Which '30 Rock' star does a better Sarah Palin?
Garry Shandling and Alec Baldwin are just the guys we go to for political perspective. That must be why Bill Maher had them to talk about the economic bailout, bankruptcy, and Sarah Palin. And Christiane Amanpour too.Alec Baldwin’s book reveals how Basinger alienated him from his daughter
American actor Alec Baldwin has revealed in his newly released book how he was alienated from his daughter by his ex-wife American actress Kim Basinger. |
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