Welcome! I'm Dr. Clive Boddicker and I am the founder and chief surgeon of the Baldwinization™ Centers of America. Baldwinization™ is the surgical procedure pioneered by myself which results in the patient's perfect resemblance of the Baldwin brother of their choice. People sometimes ask me, "Clive, why have you made it your life's work to make ordinary, hard working people look like one of the Baldwin brothers?" My answer is always the same. "Because I care for and love all humanity and believe that the key to true happiness lies in the supple, sultry lips and the seductive eyes of America's First Family of Acting™".
Whether you want to look like Alec in "Hunt For Red October" or Daniel golf-clubbing the crap out of someone's skull in "King of the Ants", we can do it! Why spend another day as an ordinary, average nobody when the key to the glamour and beauty of the Baldwin Brothers is within your grasp?
Feel free to browse this site, visit our Before & After section, and visit the FAQ page for a quick answer to your questions about this procedure. You'll find our service is industry leading, our prices reasonable and affordable, and our results beyond the wildest expectations of our clients.
It began like any other day. By this, I mean that I had no idea how it would begin and I was frightened to the point of paralysis as consciousness slowly dawned upon me. An incredibl...
Eldon Nugent opened his eyes.
It was bright out. Early morning judging from the rays of light intruding through the window. Nine-thirty, maybe ten in the morning. Late for some,...
The following text is the transcript of Dr. Clive Boddicker’s speech given before reporters at McWiffle’s Irish Pub ’N’ Grille in downtown Colorado Springs. Dr. Boddicker...
Friends, Americans, Countrymen. Lend me your ears. Then lend me a couple of bucks for the vending machine. I've got me a wicked case of the munchies. I'll also need some cash f...
Hello. I'm Dr. Clive Boddicker. I'm the creator, Chief Surgeon, and pulsatingly handsome recipient of the Baldwinization procedure. In addition to being scandalously wealthy, mind bl...